Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

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Hey…somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

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What’s your sign?

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Where have you been all my life?

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“Excuse me, do you have the time?” You: “Do you have the energy?”

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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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If I got a nickel for everyone I’ve met who is as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

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Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?

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