By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

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Hey baby, what’s your sine?

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You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

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I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

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How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

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My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

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I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

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Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!

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Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

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When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?

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