Hey…nice asymptote.

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Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

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I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?

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I’d like to plug my solution into your equation.

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My love for you is like pi… never ending.

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I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

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You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

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Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

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Are you a 90 degree angle? ‘Cause you are looking right!

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I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

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