I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever.

72

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.

72

Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

76

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

71

As she’s leaving…. Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Her: What? … Me!

74

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.

78

Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven.

73

Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.

73

Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

81

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

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