Man – “Fat Penguin!” Woman – “WHAT?” Man – “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”

193

I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

184

If yer gonna regret this in the morning, we kin sleep til afternoon.

179

Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

180

If there was a party in your mouth I’d be the first person to come

227

How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up

177

Let’s play titanic when I say iceberg you go down

191

If I was a watermelon would you spit my seed?

181

Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.

170

I would call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, but I’m kinda hoping you’re a slut!

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