Man – “Fat Penguin!” Woman – “WHAT?” Man – “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”

164

I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

157

If yer gonna regret this in the morning, we kin sleep til afternoon.

152

Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

153

If there was a party in your mouth I’d be the first person to come

193

How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up

150

Let’s play titanic when I say iceberg you go down

163

If I was a watermelon would you spit my seed?

155

Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.

146

I would call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, but I’m kinda hoping you’re a slut!

158