Man – “Fat Penguin!” Woman – “WHAT?” Man – “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”

381

I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

376

If yer gonna regret this in the morning, we kin sleep til afternoon.

367

Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

365

If there was a party in your mouth I’d be the first person to come

430

How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up

360

Let’s play titanic when I say iceberg you go down

383

If I was a watermelon would you spit my seed?

369

Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.

367

I would call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, but I’m kinda hoping you’re a slut!

389