Man – “Fat Penguin!” Woman – “WHAT?” Man – “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”

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I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

118

If yer gonna regret this in the morning, we kin sleep til afternoon.

118

Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

118

If there was a party in your mouth I’d be the first person to come

152

How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up

116

Let’s play titanic when I say iceberg you go down

125

If I was a watermelon would you spit my seed?

116

Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.

111

I would call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, but I’m kinda hoping you’re a slut!

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