Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

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Hey…somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

300

What’s your sign?

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Where have you been all my life?

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“Excuse me, do you have the time?” You: “Do you have the energy?”

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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

318

If I got a nickel for everyone I’ve met who is as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

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Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?

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Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are HOT!

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Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

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