Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

397

Hey…somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

377

What’s your sign?

399

Where have you been all my life?

389

“Excuse me, do you have the time?” You: “Do you have the energy?”

391

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

403

If I got a nickel for everyone I’ve met who is as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

369

Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?

389

Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are HOT!

432

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

507