Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Hey…somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
What’s your sign?
Where have you been all my life?
“Excuse me, do you have the time?” You: “Do you have the energy?”
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If I got a nickel for everyone I’ve met who is as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are HOT!
Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.