Which is easier? You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?”

712

Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

729

Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.

713

Hey can I follow you home? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.”

726

Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

566

Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

549

My Love, you’re you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

513

Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

554

If you n I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.

518

You might not be the best-looking girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.

576