Which is easier? You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?”
Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.
Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.
Hey can I follow you home? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.”
Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.
Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
My Love, you’re you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
If you n I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.
You might not be the best-looking girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.