Which is easier? You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?”

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Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

249

Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.

252

Hey can I follow you home? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.”

248

Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

148

Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

139

My Love, you’re you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

113

Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

133

If you n I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.

110

You might not be the best-looking girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.

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