Which is easier? You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?”

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Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

198

Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.

202

Hey can I follow you home? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.”

199

Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

117

Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

110

My Love, you’re you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

91

Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

106

If you n I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.

89

You might not be the best-looking girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.

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