Which is easier? You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?”

615

Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

632

Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.

618

Hey can I follow you home? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.”

627

Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

472

Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

461

My Love, you’re you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

425

Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

461

If you n I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.

426

You might not be the best-looking girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.

476