Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?” (What?) “You know your name and number

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Hey can I follow you home? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.”

80

Do You Like Nintendo? Cuz “Wii” Would Look Good Together.

78

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

77

You look familiar. Oh yeah your the girl of my dreams!

76

If I bite my lip will you kiss it better?

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You know you look familiar. You look like my next girlfriend.

79

Is there a mine around here? [no] Cause I just found a diamond!

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Are you religious? [Why?] Because you’re the answer to my prayers.

75

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.

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