Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?” (What?) “You know your name and number
Hey can I follow you home? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.”
Do You Like Nintendo? Cuz “Wii” Would Look Good Together.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
You look familiar. Oh yeah your the girl of my dreams!
If I bite my lip will you kiss it better?
You know you look familiar. You look like my next girlfriend.
Is there a mine around here? [no] Cause I just found a diamond!
Are you religious? [Why?] Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.