Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?” (What?) “You know your name and number

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Hey can I follow you home? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.”

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Do You Like Nintendo? Cuz “Wii” Would Look Good Together.

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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

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You look familiar. Oh yeah your the girl of my dreams!

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If I bite my lip will you kiss it better?

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You know you look familiar. You look like my next girlfriend.

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Is there a mine around here? [no] Cause I just found a diamond!

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Are you religious? [Why?] Because you’re the answer to my prayers.

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Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.

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