Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes

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Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

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I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me ?

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Great legs, what time do they open?

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If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.

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You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

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Did u fart? cause u blow me away.

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I like your pants.. but they would look better on the floor.

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Guy knocks over girl and says “oh my god I did not just run into the most beautiful girl in the world.”

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The average person falls in love 7 times before marriage.

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