Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes

87

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

87

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me ?

81

Great legs, what time do they open?

87

If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.

83

You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

83

Did u fart? cause u blow me away.

83

I like your pants.. but they would look better on the floor.

86

Guy knocks over girl and says “oh my god I did not just run into the most beautiful girl in the world.”

89

The average person falls in love 7 times before marriage.

89