I lost my number can I borrow yours.

99

Is your dad a lumber jack because every time I look at you i get a wood in my pants.

101

If I could rearrange the alphabet in a order I would put U and I first. I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

102

Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

102

If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?

101

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

105

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!

102

Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

100

I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together

106

Walk over, hold out your hand and say “will you hold this while I take a walk?”

105