Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

205

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

196

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

204

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

196

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

178

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

185

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

196

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

195

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

191

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

193