Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

260

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

247

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

261

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

247

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

224

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

237

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

246

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

244

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

243

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

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