Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

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What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

167

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

172

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

165

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

154

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

166

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

163

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

159

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

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