Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?