Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!

657

Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

641

When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?

597

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

625

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

541

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

546

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

513

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

527

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

564

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

765