Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!

538

Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

525

When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?

481

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

506

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

427

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

432

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

402

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

411

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

450

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

645