Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!

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Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

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When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?

365

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

380

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

315

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

314

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

285

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

307

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

338

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

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